November 27, 2009

Dolphin Worship Danger

I am not a fan of dolphins. They are the Christians of the sea. They chase after sharks, push their beliefs and avoid caffeine. I don’t trust them.  A face that streamlined could only be designed for evil and sordid acts.  Acts of evil.  And sordidity (what do you mean ‘sordidity’ isn’t a word?  It [...]