November 27, 2009

Dolphin Worship Danger

I am not a fan of dolphins.
They are the Christians of the sea.
They chase after sharks, push their beliefs and avoid caffeine.
I don’t trust them.  A face that streamlined could only be designed for evil and sordid acts.  Acts of evil.  And sordidity (what do you mean ’sordidity’ isn’t a word?  It clearly is.  Well, [...]