My feet are as wide as they are long. It’s OK. I’ve come to terms with it, made peace with my DNA, and had a cup of tea and a toasted sandwich with my shitty genes. My feet make an impressive base. Sturdy. Wide. My toes reach out sideways, greedily covering as much ground as [...]
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Sarah Harpur is an Award Winning Comedian and raiser of one human and a teenage cat. She has a lot of ideas. Some of them are good, most of them bizarre. This blog is also published through the View New Zealand Websites. She is also gunning for an AMP scholarship, you can vote for her by clicking on her face!
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