My feet are as wide as they are long.
It’s OK. I’ve come to terms with it, made peace with my DNA, and had a cup of tea and a toasted sandwich with my shitty genes.
My feet make an impressive base. Sturdy. Wide. My toes reach out sideways, greedily covering as much ground as possible. Due [...]
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Sarah Harpur is an Award Winning Comedian and raiser of one human and a teenage cat. She has a lot of ideas. Some of them are good, most of them bizarre. This blog is also published through the View New Zealand Websites
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